Imagine if Luke hadn't gotten stitched up like a boss. You really think he could've gone toe to shiny toe with Vader? Go medibots!

that time of the year again, ninja warriors. YES, programming playlist update.
that's enough for you!
KEY/VAL DB SHOWDOWN!!!!!!!!!
I've been working on some apps with couchdb for a couple months now.
to counter these negatives, I've put some hacks in place. for example, I wrote an increment function, easy no prob. Warning: This will not work if you're running a master-master setup! One master will overwrite the other's work, and vice versa all the time. But for our simple single master setup it works nicely.
I also wrote a CLI script that's run on rc3.d that initializes replication. that's until newer versions of couch do it on their own.
haven't NEEDED fulltext search yet... when i do, I'll find a solution. that's just what programmers do :)